
It’s really hard to find a date when you are the single parent of assassin babies that always find their way into terrible trouble….
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A request from a wonderful skilled artist :) Peter sitting between Matt and Scott.
Retdis, you just keep getting better and better.
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Glee Season 4 Headcanon:
Santana starts a lesbian colony in Tribeca and due to Rachel’s inablity to find a dorm (because she started looking in June) she moves in with Santana.
“Those two women” (whom I’m referring to as Lucy and Ethel in my head) have a rival lesbian colony in Soho, and because of the highly competitive nature of lesbian colonies (idk), all sorts of shenanigans occur between them and Santana and Rachel.
It isn’t long before the daily updates Quinn gets via Skype cause her to become jealous of the close friendship Rachel and Santana have developed. This jealousy results in Quinn randomly showing up in New York and making attempts to get Rachel to see how she feels about her.
meanwhile, all the lesbian gleeks who live in NYC are divided between the two colonies and regularly break out into verbal and/or physical fights in the streets
Except Rachel would be like
“NO. Let’s settle this the right way.”
And she’d have everyone break out into West Side Story choreography because clearly Rachel thinks all gangs are like the Sharks and the Jets.
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As long as I’m living, I’ll be waiting. As long as I’m breathing, I’ll be there.
You’ve got the love you need right in front of you, please come home. (♫)
(Source: melemneme, via professorspork)

“I’m keeping her.”
(Source: teaat2am, via bernybop)
Yeah… This actually makes no sense. I just kept hallucinating that the Avengers were playing around on my dash, and the only way to stop it was to let them escape all over my sketchbook.
Alternately:
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Happy Colfer Day :D
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